Wednesday, March 4, 2009

If ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS !!!

What will happen if ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS???!!!  
There's tremendous improvement in the economy of India. India's exports increase, imports decrease. India becomes a super power as Economy is Power. That is this. Yes. From today on, "ONE INDIAN RUPEE = FORTY-FIVE AMERICAN DOLLARS" Imagine... from then, this may happen...
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SCENE 1  
Venue : Microsoft Corporation, New York, US  
Some s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
s/w engg 1 : What's that?  
s/w engg 2 : Bob's photographs from India.  
s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?  
s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Ranganathan Street,TNagar,Chennai  
s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He's got an TVS 50 also.  
s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). .This guy enjoys life maan...  
s/w engg 3 : You know how much an TVS 50 cos! ts? Nearly 200K. Say it in dollars...  
s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.  
s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.  
[Everybody excited.]
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SCENE 2
Venue: Sun microsystems, SanFrancisco, California, US  
s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India  
s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?  
s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.  
s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?  
s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in Gummidipoondi.  
s/w engg 2 : Oh! Gummidipoondi.Great yaar. where it is...  
s/w engg 1 : It is in Madras.  
s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California.You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Jaipur,Rajasthan...He says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.  
s/w engg 2! : Who is the client yaar?  
s/w engg 1: You know Madras Municipal Corporation?  
s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MMC. One of my friends is there in the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.  
s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts department of the GCU.  
s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?  
s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.  
s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm writing software for the space shuttle remote control.I hate this.  
s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my  Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.  
[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]  
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SCENE 3  
Venue: IBM, New York, US  
(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)  
Male : Hi!  
Female: Hi. You know. I'm planning to settle in India soon.  
Male : What??  
Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing his Ph.D in Cuddalore College and he's coming here for a month. His study will be over in 2 months. He's already got a job in CEB (Cuddalore Electricity Board). We planned to settle in Cuddalore itself... I'm also planning to work there. Let's see...
Male: Good luck... dont forget us & US...
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SCENE 4  
Venue: Intel Corp. US  
s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got admission in the Tagore Arts College in Pondicherry with scholarship for B.A History.A great new field  yaar...
All are excited...  
George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.  
s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.  
s/w engg 1 : B.A in History...ohh...man, enjoy your life there?  
s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?  
George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees per Year.  
s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.  
s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...! that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars...

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